Airbnb Listing That Sets the Right Expectation

Write an Airbnb listing that books the right guests and prevents the reviews that come from surprise. PROPERTY Name idea: [NAME] City and neighborhood: [PLACE] Type: [ENTIRE PLACE | PRIVATE ROOM] Sleeps: [N] — bedrooms [N], beds [LIST], baths [N] Standout that is true: [VIEW | WALKABLE | DESIGN | YARD | WORK SETUP] Honest limits: [STAIRS, STREET NOISE, NO AC, SMALL KITCHEN, SHARED...] Guest you want: [COUPLES | FAMILIES | LAPTOP WORKERS | QUIET] Guest you want to discourage: [PARTIES | LARGE GROUPS | ...] House rules that matter: [QUIET HOURS, NO SMOKING, PETS] Getting there: [TRANSIT OR PARKING, 2 SENTENCES] 3 specific local notes a guest cannot get from a map: [NOTES] DELIVER, IN AIRBNB'S FIELDS 1) Title, under 50 characters, specific to the place (not "Cozy Apartment in City"). 2) Five photo captions in the order a guest should swipe: cover, the room they sleep in, kitchen, the standout, the limit they should see before booking. 3) Listing description, about 180 words. Open with who it is perfect for and the one standout. Then the layout in walking order. Then the limit, stated plainly, not buried. 4) "The space" bullets: exact bed sizes, workspace (desk, chair, wifi speed if I provided it), climate control. 5) Neighborhood blurb, 70 words, with a walking-time anchor. 6) House rules in guest language, including the reason for the strictest rule. 7) Five review-reply templates: 5-star, 4-star with a fair critique, cleanliness complaint we agree with, noise complaint, and a factually wrong public review. Do not call a pull-out sofa a bedroom. Do not promise silence if I listed street noise.